Ready for Marriage?

12 brutally honest questions. No refunds.

1. Do you know where your passport, birth certificate, and at least one tax form are?

2. Can you decide where to eat in under 15 minutes?

3. Have you kept a plant alive for more than 3 months?

4. Have you ever assembled flat-pack furniture without crying, swearing, or quietly giving up?

5. Do you have 2 or fewer streaming subscriptions?

6. Can you say "I was wrong" without your eye twitching?

7. Do you own more than one set of bed sheets?

8. Have you ever stayed home on a Friday night by choice: and genuinely enjoyed it?

9. Can you cook at least 3 meals that aren't toast, cereal, or "whatever's in the fridge"?

10. Have you ever gone to the supermarket with an actual written list AND stuck to it?

11. Do you make your bed in the morning? (Sometimes counts.)

12. Can you sit in comfortable silence with someone without reaching for your phone?

About This Quiz

The Ready for Marriage? quiz is a lighthearted, humorous take on the classic question everyone asks themselves at some point. Forget compatibility tests and personality profiles: this quiz asks the real questions: Can you keep a plant alive? Do you own more than one set of bed sheets? Can you decide where to eat in under 15 minutes?

12 brutally honest questions. 7 possible outcomes. Zero actual relationship advice.

What Your Score Means

  • 0–2: Not Ready 🌱: touch some grass first
  • 3–4: A Work in Progress 🧀: you're getting there
  • 5–6: Technically an Adult 🤔: proceed with caution
  • 7–8: Marriage-Capable ⚠️: further testing required
  • 9–10: Surprisingly Responsible 🎉: are you sure you're on the right website?
  • 11: Under Review 📋: the council is considering your application
  • 12: APPROVED ✅: go get married immediately

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real relationship assessment?

Absolutely not. This is a humour quiz for entertainment purposes only. Please do not make any major life decisions based on your score. Unless you got APPROVED: in that case, congratulations.

Can I retake the quiz?

Yes: hit the Try Again button on the results page to start fresh. Answers reset completely each time.

Can I share my result?

Yes! After completing the quiz, use the Share Result button to copy your score and send it to friends. There's also a Challenge a Friend button to dare them to beat your score.